lyrics funHOW ARE YOU FEELING TODAY?
Craig David, “Walking Away”
Yeah, that’s never how I feel. I’m always stuck on the troubles in my life…
WILL YOU GET FAR IN LIFE?
Linkin Park, “Numb”
Well, this is very quickly becoming depressing
HOW DO YOUR FRIENDS SEE YOU?
Cypress Hill, “Rock Superstar”
Okay, now I’m laughing
WILL YOU GET MARRIED?
Flaw, “Wait For Me”
Um, I don’t remember how that song works in terms of the people in it
WHAT IS YOUR BEST FRIEND'S THEME SONG?
La Bouche, “Wanna Be My Lover”
Okay, still laughing. And I have no best friend.
WHAT IS THE STORY OF YOUR LIFE?
Moshav Band, “Stop”
Will it never stop, oh, will it never end…
WHAT WAS (is) HIGH SCHOOL LIKE?
The Beach Boys, “Barbara Ann”
Yeah, not sure how that one works
HOW CAN YOU GET AHEAD IN LIFE?
Billy Joel, “Everybody Loves You Now”
See, that might actually work
WHAT IS THE BEST THING ABOUT YOUR FRIENDS?
The Beatles, “Get Back”
Uh, what?
WHAT IS IN STORE FOR THIS WEEKEND?
matchbox twenty, “Bent”
The story of my life…
THE BEST THING TO DESCRIBE YOUR GRANDPARENTS?
The Fugees, “No Woman, No Cry”
See, I was trying to figure out if I had a song that fit with Grandma. I guess the title of this could be said to work… I could take the title to mean that I shouldn’t cry even though I don’t have Grandma anymore
HOW IS YOUR LIFE GOING?
Avril Lavigne, “My World”
Can't help if I space in a daze, My eyes tune out the other way, I may switch off and go in a daydream, In this head my thoughts are deep, But sometimes I can't even speak, Would someone be and not pretend? I'm off again in my World
WHAT SONG WILL THEY PLAY AT YOUR FUNERAL?
Brand New, “The Quiet Things That No One Ever Knows”
That actually might work as a funeral song…
HOW DOES THE WORLD SEE YOU?
Good Charlotte, “I Just Wanna Live”
WILL YOU HAVE A HAPPY LIFE?
The Chevra, “Lev Tahor”
I love JewMu…
WHAT DO YOUR FRIENDS REALLY THINK OF YOU?
Jeff Buckley, “Hallelujah”
Um, how exactly would that fit?
DO PEOPLE SECRETLY LUST AFTER YOU?
Keith Urban, “Somebody Like You”
In the words of my cousin Michael, “I want Keith Urban”
HOW CAN I MAKE MYSELF HAPPY?
Mordechai Ben David, “Moshiach”
Oh, great, I won’t be happy until Moshiach comes.
WHAT SHOULD YOU DO WITH YOUR LIFE?
The Presidents of the United States, “Video Killed the Radio Star”
So, does this mean I should go into radio or video?
WILL YOU EVER HAVE CHILDREN?
Rich Price, “I’m On My Way”
WHAT SONG WOULD YOU STRIP TO?
Bomufnk MC’s, “Freestyler”
Yeah - straight from the top of my dome, As I rock, rock, rock, rock, rock the microphone
IF A MAN IN A VAN OFFERED YOU CANDY, WHAT WOULD YOU DO?
Spin Doctors, “Two Princes”
Interesting… a song about making a choice
WHAT DOES YOUR MOM THINK OF YOU?
Jimmy Eat World, “The Middle”
Aw, my mom has faith in me, how sweet…
WHAT IS YOUR DEEP DARK SECRET?
Breaking Benjamin, “Skin”
Well I know you don't know the reason and it's cold, a sign of the season 'cause you're old, and battered and beaten and we'll grow, ‘til we hit the ceiling, yeah
WHAT IS YOUR MORTAL ENEMY'S THEME SONG?
Avraham Fried, “Eliyahu HaNavi”
Um, so my mortal enemy is either coming to announce the coming of Moshiach or a fan of Jewish music. Interesting.
WHAT IS YOUR PERSONALITY LIKE?
Eleventeen, “Indian Giver”
Wow, I sure have a nice personality!
